How to Get Through a Boring Work Day
1. Mediate during those particularly quiet parts of the day when you have nothing better to do.
2. Clean up your desk if you have time to be bored.
3. You should sing Disney songs quietly around the office, so no one can tell who’s doing the singing.
4. In the clean cups in the break room, put soap into them.
5. Drop coffee grinds all over the office, and explain that you have drunk so much coffee that it’s coming out of your pores.
6. Take note of exactly how many cups of coffee your fellow employees have had this morning.
7. Get ahead in your work and complete assignments ahead of time.
8. You can arrange the desktop of your computer.
9. Clean out all the garbage cans, possibly you can get the janitor’s job too.
10. Disable caller ID and scare your coworkers by pretending to be a stalker.
11. Create some little gift boxes for your employer and fill them with rocks, and leave them anonymously on the desk.
12. Send flowers from an anonymous stalker to a married person in your office.
13. The bathroom is a good place to practice yoga.
14. If you pretend that you smoke, you can get extra breaks to go outside.
15. When you fall asleep at your desk, make a diary of your dreams.
16. Go to sleep if you’re bored.
17. Create a twitter and pretend you have a totally awesome life as an animal trainer.
18. Update your facebook page every five minutes.
19. Turn your philosophic musings about the meaning of life into an award winning blog.
20. Consider how you can steal money from your coworkers.
21. Rubber band balls are fun.
22. Make some spare cash by using office supplies to make jewelry!
23. Have a Virgin Mary sighting by the copy machine.
24. Put food dye into all the toilets and watch people try to go to the bathroom.
25. Take a poll to find out how much everyone thinks the boss makes.
26. Start an office pool on exactly when and where George in Accounting and Lisa in HR are going to get caught making out by security.
27. Have dog pictures on your desk and explain that it’s really just your hairy child.
28. Pretend to break up with your fianc over the phone just to give everyone something to talk about.
29. Sharpen pencils for everyone in the office.
30. Enjoy your sunflower seeds and don’t bother to throw the shells out. Give the janitor some work to do.
31. Inform your coworkers that the boss is an alien from another planet and that he is calling people into his lair to eat their brains and make them into mummies.
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